It’s April, snow should NOT be in the forecast.

No.

You don’t understand.

It’s A-P-R-I-L it’s not supposed to snow any more.

Period.

I should NOT have to drive home from home group barely able to see the highway because the snow is coming down so hard.

I repeat. IT’S APRIL.

At least last time I checked my calendar it was April.

It is April, right?

Did I fall asleep and miss Spring, Summer, AND Fall?

Note to the weather man: IT’S APRIL!!!! Please do us all a favor and move along. I’ll gladly welcome you back NEXT winter, but for now it’s SPRING. I want to see FLOWERS BLOOMING. The birds would like to have a place to play that doesn’t have that white stuff.

So long.

Farewell.

Adieu.

See you later.